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+;;; "Flame" program.  This has a chequered past.
+;;;
+;;; The original was on a Motorola 286 running Vanilla V.1,
+;;; about 2 years ago.  It was couched in terms of a yacc (I think)
+;;; script.  I pulled the data out of it and rewrote it as a piece
+;;; of PL/1 on Multics.  Now I've moved it into an emacs-lisp
+;;; form.  If the original author cares to contact me, I'd
+;;; be very happy to credit you!
+;;;
+;;; Ian G. Batten, Batten@uk.ac.bham.multics
+;;;
+(random t)
+(defvar sentence
+'((how can you say that (statement) \?)
+(I can\'t believe how (adjective) you are\.)
+(only a (der-term) like you would say that (statement) \.)
+((statement) \, huh\?) (so\, (statement) \?)
+((statement) \, right\?) (I mean\, (sentence))
+(don\'t you realise that (statement) \?)
+(I firmly believe that (statement) \.)
+(let me tell you something\, you (der-term) \, (statement) \.)
+(furthermore\, you (der-term) \, (statement) \.)
+(I couldn\'t care less about your (thing) \.)
+(How can you be so (adjective) \?)
+(you make me sick\.)
+(it\'s well known that (statement) \.)
+((statement) \.)
+(it takes a (group-adj) (der-term) like you to say that (statement) \.)
+(I don\'t want to hear about your (thing) \.)
+(you\'re always totally wrong\.)
+(I\'ve never heard anything as ridiculous as the idea that (statement) \.)
+(you must be a real (der-term) to think that (statement) \.)
+(you (adjective) (group-adj) (der-term) \!)
+(you\'re probably (group-adj) yourself\.)
+(you sound like a real (der-term) \.)
+(why\, (statement) \!)
+(I have many (group-adj) friends\.)
+(save the (thing) s\!) (no nukes\!) (ban (thing) s\!)
+(I\'ll bet you think that (thing) s are (adjective) \.)
+(you know\, (statement) \.)
+(your (quality) reminds me of a (thing) \.)
+(you have the (quality) of a (der-term) \.)
+((der-term) \!)
+((adjective) (group-adj) (der-term) \!)
+(you\'re a typical (group-adj) person\, totally (adjective) \.)
+(man\, (sentence))))
+(defvar sentence-loop (nconc sentence sentence))
+(defvar quality
+'((ignorance) (stupidity) (worthlessness)
+(prejudice) (lack of intelligence) (lousiness)
+(bad grammar) (lousy spelling)
+(lack of common decency) (ugliness) (nastiness)
+(subtlety) (dishonesty) ((adjective) (quality))))
+(defvar quality-loop (nconc quality quality))
+(defvar adjective
+'((ignorant) (crass) (pathetic) (sick)
+(bloated) (malignant) (perverted) (sadistic)
+(stupid) (unpleasant) (lousy) (abusive) (bad)
+(braindamaged) (selfish) (improper) (nasty)
+(disgusting) (foul) (intolerable) (primitive)
+(depressing) (dumb) (phoney)
+((adjective) and (adjective))
+(as (adjective) as a (thing))))
+(defvar adjective-loop (nconc adjective adjective))
+(defvar der-term
+'(((adjective) (der-term)) (sexist) (fascist)
+(weakling) (coward) (beast) (peasant) (racist)
+(cretin) (fool) (jerk) (ignoramus) (idiot)
+(wanker) (rat) (slimebag) (DAF driver)
+(Neanderthal) (sadist) (drunk) (capitalist)
+(wimp) (dogmatist) (wally) (maniac)
+(whimpering scumbag) (pea brain) (arsehole)
+(moron) (goof) (incompetent) (lunkhead) (Nazi)
+(SysThug) ((der-term) (der-term))))
+(defvar der-term-loop (nconc der-term der-term))
+(defvar thing
+'(((adjective) (thing)) (computer)
+(Honeywell dps8) (whale) (operation)
+(sexist joke) (ten-incher) (dog) (MicroVAX II)
+(source license) (real-time clock)
+(mental problem) (sexual fantasy)
+(venereal disease) (Jewish grandmother)
+(cardboard cut-out) (punk haircut) (surfboard)
+(system call) (wood-burning stove)
+(graphics editor) (right wing death squad)
+(disease) (vegetable) (religion)
+(cruise missile) (bug fix) (lawyer) (copyright)
+(PAD)))
+(defvar thing-loop (nconc thing thing))
+(defvar group-adj
+'((gay) (old) (lesbian) (young) (black)
+(Polish) ((adjective)) (white)
+(mentally retarded) (Nicaraguan) (homosexual)
+(dead) (underpriviledged) (religious)
+((thing) \-loving) (feminist) (foreign)
+(intellectual) (crazy) (working) (unborn)
+(Chinese) (short) ((adjective)) (poor) (rich)
+(funny-looking) (Puerto Rican) (Mexican)
+(Italian) (communist) (fascist) (Iranian)
+(Moonie)))
+(defvar group-adj-loop (nconc group-adj group-adj))
+(defvar statement
+'((your (thing) is great) ((thing) s are fun)
+((person) is a (der-term))
+((group-adj) people are (adjective))
+(every (group-adj) person is a (der-term))
+(most (group-adj) people have (thing) s)
+(all (group-adj) dudes should get (thing) s)
+((person) is (group-adj)) (trees are (adjective))
+(if you\'ve seen one (thing) \, you\'ve seen them all)
+(you\'re (group-adj)) (you have a (thing))
+(my (thing) is pretty good)
+(the Martians are coming)
+(the (paper) is always right)
+(just because you read it in the (paper) that doesn\'t mean it\'s true)
+((person) was (group-adj))
+((person) \'s ghost is living in your (thing))
+(you look like a (thing))
+(the oceans are full of dirty fish)
+(people are dying every day)
+(a (group-adj) man ain\'t got nothing in the world these days)
+(women are inherently superior to men)
+(the system staff is fascist)
+(there is life after death)
+(the world is full of (der-term) s)
+(you remind me of (person)) (technology is evil)
+((person) killed (person))
+(the Russians are tapping your phone)
+(the Earth is flat)
+(it\'s OK to run down (group-adj) people)
+(Multics is a really (adjective) operating system)
+(the CIA killed (person))
+(the sexual revolution is over)
+(Lassie was (group-adj))
+(the (group-adj) people have really got it all together)
+(I was (person) in a previous life)
+(breathing causes cancer)
+(it\'s fun to be really (adjective))
+((quality) is pretty fun) (you\'re a (der-term))
+(the (group-adj) culture is fascinating)
+(when ya gotta go ya gotta go)
+((person) is (adjective))
+((person) \'s (quality) is (adjective))
+(it\'s a wonderful day)
+(everything is really a (thing))
+(there\'s a (thing) in (person) \'s brain)
+((person) is a cool dude)
+((person) is just a figment of your imagination)
+(the more (thing) s you have, the better)
+(life is a (thing)) (life is (quality))
+((person) is (adjective))
+((group-adj) people are all (adjective) (der-term) s)
+((statement) \, and (statement))
+((statement) \, but (statement))
+(I wish I had a (thing))
+(you should have a (thing))
+(you hope that (statement))
+((person) is secretly (group-adj))
+(you wish you were (group-adj))
+(you wish you were a (thing))
+(I wish I were a (thing))
+(you think that (statement))
+((statement) \, because (statement))
+((group-adj) people don\'t get married to (group-adj) people because (reason))
+((group-adj) people are all (adjective) because (reason))
+((group-adj) people are (adjective) \, and (reason))
+(you must be a (adjective) (der-term) to think that (person) said (statement))
+((group-adj) people are inherently superior to (group-adj) people)
+(God is Dead)))
+(defvar statement-loop (nconc statement statement))
+(defvar paper
+'((Daily Mail) (Daily Express)
+(Centre Bulletin) (Sun) (Daily Mirror) (Pravda)
+(Daily Telegraph) (Beano) (Multics Manual)))
+(defvar paper-loop (nconc paper paper))
+(defvar person
+'((Reagan) (Ken Thompson) (Dennis Ritchie)
+(JFK) (the Pope) (Gadaffi) (Napoleon)
+(Karl Marx) (Groucho) (Michael Jackson)
+(Caesar) (Nietzsche) (Heidegger) (\"Head-for-the-mountains\" Bush)
+(Henry Kissinger) (Nixon) (Castro) (Thatcher)
+(Attilla the Hun) (Alaric the Visigoth) (Hitler)))
+(defvar person-loop (nconc person person))
+(defvar reason
+'((they don\'t want their children to grow up to be too lazy to steal)
+(they can\'t tell them apart from (group-adj) dudes)
+(they\'re too (adjective))
+((person) wouldn\'t have done it)
+(they can\'t spray paint that small)
+(they don\'t have (thing) s) (they don\'t know how)
+(they can\'t afford (thing) s)))
+(defvar reason-loop (nconc reason reason))
+(defmacro define-element (name)
+(let ((loop-to-use (intern (concat name "-loop"))))
+(` (defun (, (intern name)) nil
+	 (let ((step-forward (random 10)))
+	   (if (< step-forward 0) (setq step-forward (- step-forward)))
+	   (prog1
+	       (nth step-forward (, loop-to-use))
+	     (setq (, loop-to-use) (nthcdr (1+ step-forward) (, loop-to-use)))))))))
+(define-element "sentence")
+(define-element "quality")
+(define-element "adjective")
+(define-element "der-term")
+(define-element "group-adj")
+(define-element "statement")
+(define-element "thing")
+(define-element "paper")
+(define-element "person")
+(define-element "reason")
+(defun *flame nil
+(flame-expand '(sentence)))
+(defun flame-expand (object)
+(cond ((atom object)
+	 object)
+	(t (mapcar 'flame-expand (funcall (car object))))))
+(defun flatten (list)
+(cond ((atom list)
+	 (list list))
+	(t (apply 'append (mapcar 'flatten list)))))
+;;;###autoload
+(defun flame (arg)
+"Generate ARG (default 1) sentences of half-crazed gibberish."
+(interactive "p")
+(let ((w (selected-window)))
+(pop-to-buffer (get-buffer-create "*Flame*"))
+(goto-char (point-max))
+(insert ?\n)
+(flame2 arg)
+(select-window w)))
+(defun flame2 (arg)
+(let ((start (point)))
+(flame1 arg)
+(fill-region-as-paragraph start (point) t)))
+(defun flame1 (arg)
+(cond ((zerop arg) t)
+	(t (insert (concat (sentence-ify (string-ify (append-suffixes-hack (flatten (*flame)))))))
+	   (flame1 (1- arg)))))
+(defun sentence-ify (string)
+(concat (upcase (substring string 0 1))
+	  (substring string 1 (length string))
+	  "  "))
+(defun string-ify (list)
+(mapconcat
+'symbol-name
+;   '(lambda (x)
+;      (format "%s" x))
+list
+" "))
+(defun append-suffixes-hack (list)
+(cond ((null list)
+	 nil)
+	((memq (nth 1 list)
+	       '(\? \. \, s\! \! s \'s \-loving))
+	 (cons (intern (concat (symbol-name (nth 0 list))
+			       (symbol-name (nth 1 list))))
+	       ;;(intern (format "%s%s" (nth 0 list) (nth 1 list)))
+	       (append-suffixes-hack (nthcdr 2 list))))
+	(t (cons (nth 0 list)
+		 (append-suffixes-hack (nthcdr 1 list))))))
+(defun psychoanalyze-flamer ()
+"Mr. Angry goes to the analyst."
+(interactive)
+(doctor)				; start the psychotherapy
+(message "")
+(switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
+(sit-for 0)
+(while (not (input-pending-p))
+(flame2 (if (= (random 2) 0) 2 1))
+(sit-for 0)
+(doctor-ret-or-read 1)))

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