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+++ b/lisp/utils/meese.el	Mon Aug 13 08:45:50 2007 +0200
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+;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America
+
+;;; Synched up with: FSF 19.30.
+
+;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
+;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.
+
+;; Maintainer: FSF
+;; Keywords: games
+
+;;; Code:
+
+(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
+  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
+    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
+	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
+	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
+	(progn
+	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
+	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
+	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
+	    (erase-buffer)
+	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
+	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))
+
+(add-hook 'find-file-hooks 'protect-innocence-hook)
+(provide 'meese)
+
+;;; meese.el ends here