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+SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
+
+
+
+NAME
+     sex - have sex
+
+SYNOPSIS
+     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
+
+DESCRIPTION
+     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
+     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
+     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
+     make things more interesting are as follows:
+
+     -1   masturbate
+
+     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
+
+     -b   buggery
+
+     -B<animal>
+          bestiality with <animal>
+
+     -c   chocolate sauce option
+
+     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
+
+     -d<file>
+          get a date with the features described in <file>
+
+     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
+
+     -f   foreplay option
+
+     -F   nasal sex with plants
+
+     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
+
+     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
+
+     -l   leather option
+
+     -m   masochism (see -s)
+
+     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
+
+     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
+          kills it)
+
+     -o   oral option
+
+     -O   parallel access (orgy)
+
+     -p   debug option (proposition only)
+
+     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)
+
+
+
+Printed 2/15/87              2/15/87                            1
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+SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
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+
+     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
+
+     -s   sadism (target must set -m)
+
+     -S   sundae option
+
+     -T<number>
+          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
+          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
+
+     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
+
+     -w   whipped cream option
+
+     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
+
+ENVIRONMENT
+     LOVERS
+          is a list of default partners which will be used if
+          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
+          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
+
+FILES
+     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality
+
+     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
+
+     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
+
+     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment
+
+
+
+BUGS
+     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
+
+     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
+
+MAN AUTHOR
+     Author prefers to be anonymous.
+
+HISTORY
+     Oldest program ever.