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| 1 ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users. | |
| 2 | |
| 3 ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994 Free Software Foundation, Inc. | |
| 4 | |
| 5 ;; Maintainer: FSF | |
| 6 ;; Keywords: games | |
| 7 | |
| 8 ;; This file is part of XEmacs. | |
| 9 | |
| 10 ;; XEmacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it | |
| 11 ;; under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by | |
| 12 ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option) | |
| 13 ;; any later version. | |
| 14 | |
| 15 ;; XEmacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but | |
| 16 ;; WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of | |
| 17 ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU | |
| 18 ;; General Public License for more details. | |
| 19 | |
| 20 ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License | |
| 21 ;; along with XEmacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the Free | |
| 22 ;; Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA. | |
| 23 | |
| 24 ;;; Synched up with: FSF 19.28. | |
| 25 | |
| 26 ;;; Commentary: | |
| 27 | |
| 28 ;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using | |
| 29 ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration | |
| 30 ;; of pseudo-AI. | |
| 31 | |
| 32 ;;; Code: | |
| 33 | |
| 34 (defun doctor-cadr (x) (car (cdr x))) | |
| 35 (defun doctor-caddr (x) (car (cdr (cdr x)))) | |
| 36 (defun doctor-cddr (x) (cdr (cdr x))) | |
| 37 | |
| 38 (defun // (x) x) | |
| 39 | |
| 40 (defmacro $ (what) | |
| 41 "quoted arg form of doctor-$" | |
| 42 (list 'doctor-$ (list 'quote what))) | |
| 43 | |
| 44 (defun doctor-$ (what) | |
| 45 "Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time" | |
| 46 (let* ((vv (symbol-value what)) | |
| 47 (first (car vv)) | |
| 48 (ww (append (cdr vv) (list first)))) | |
| 49 (set what ww) | |
| 50 first)) | |
| 51 | |
| 52 (defvar doctor-mode-map nil) | |
| 53 (if doctor-mode-map | |
| 54 nil | |
| 55 (setq doctor-mode-map (make-sparse-keymap)) | |
| 56 (define-key doctor-mode-map "\n" 'doctor-read-print) | |
| 57 (define-key doctor-mode-map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read)) | |
| 58 | |
| 59 (defun doctor-mode () | |
| 60 "Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program. | |
| 61 Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode | |
| 62 except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time, | |
| 63 reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |
| 64 (interactive) | |
| 65 (text-mode) | |
| 66 (make-doctor-variables) | |
| 67 (use-local-map doctor-mode-map) | |
| 68 (setq major-mode 'doctor-mode) | |
| 69 (setq mode-name "Doctor") | |
| 70 (turn-on-auto-fill) | |
| 71 (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. | |
| 72 ($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \. | |
| 73 each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) | |
| 74 (insert "\n")) | |
| 75 | |
| 76 (defun make-doctor-variables () | |
| 77 (make-local-variable 'monosyllables) | |
| 78 (setq monosyllables | |
| 79 " | |
| 80 Your attitude at the end of the session was wholly unacceptable. | |
| 81 Please try to come back next time with a willingness to speak more | |
| 82 freely. If you continue to refuse to talk openly, there is little | |
| 83 I can do to help! | |
| 84 ") | |
| 85 (make-local-variable 'typos) | |
| 86 (setq typos | |
| 87 (mapcar (function (lambda (x) | |
| 88 (put (car x) 'doctor-correction (doctor-cadr x)) | |
| 89 (put (doctor-cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (doctor-caddr x)) | |
| 90 (car x))) | |
| 91 '((theyll they\'ll (they will)) | |
| 92 (theyre they\'re (they are)) | |
| 93 (hes he\'s (he is)) | |
| 94 (he7s he\'s (he is)) | |
| 95 (im i\'m (you are)) | |
| 96 (i7m i\'m (you are)) | |
| 97 (isa is\ a (is a)) | |
| 98 (thier their (their)) | |
| 99 (dont don\'t (do not)) | |
| 100 (don7t don\'t (do not)) | |
| 101 (you7re you\'re (i am)) | |
| 102 (you7ve you\'ve (i have)) | |
| 103 (you7ll you\'ll (i will))))) | |
| 104 (make-local-variable 'found) | |
| 105 (setq found nil) | |
| 106 (make-local-variable 'owner) | |
| 107 (setq owner nil) | |
| 108 (make-local-variable 'history) | |
| 109 (setq history nil) | |
| 110 (make-local-variable '*debug*) | |
| 111 (setq *debug* nil) | |
| 112 (make-local-variable 'inter) | |
| 113 (setq inter | |
| 114 '((well\,) | |
| 115 (hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,) | |
| 116 (so) | |
| 117 (\.\.\.and) | |
| 118 (then))) | |
| 119 (make-local-variable 'continue) | |
| 120 (setq continue | |
| 121 '((continue) | |
| 122 (proceed) | |
| 123 (go on) | |
| 124 (keep going) )) | |
| 125 (make-local-variable 'relation) | |
| 126 (setq relation | |
| 127 '((your relationship with) | |
| 128 (something you remember about) | |
| 129 (your feelings toward) | |
| 130 (some experiences you have had with) | |
| 131 (how you feel about))) | |
| 132 (make-local-variable 'fears) | |
| 133 (setq fears '( (($ whysay) you are ($ afraidof) (// feared) \?) | |
| 134 (you seem terrified by (// feared) \.) | |
| 135 (when did you first feel ($ afraidof) (// feared) \?) )) | |
| 136 (make-local-variable 'sure) | |
| 137 (setq sure '((sure)(positive)(certain)(absolutely sure))) | |
| 138 (make-local-variable 'afraidof) | |
| 139 (setq afraidof '( (afraid of) (frightened by) (scared of) )) | |
| 140 (make-local-variable 'areyou) | |
| 141 (setq areyou '( (are you)(have you been)(have you been) )) | |
| 142 (make-local-variable 'isrelated) | |
| 143 (setq isrelated '( (has something to do with)(is related to) | |
| 144 (could be the reason for) (is caused by)(is because of))) | |
| 145 (make-local-variable 'arerelated) | |
| 146 (setq arerelated '((have something to do with)(are related to) | |
| 147 (could have caused)(could be the reason for) (are caused by) | |
| 148 (are because of))) | |
| 149 (make-local-variable 'moods) | |
| 150 (setq moods '( (($ areyou)(// found) often \?) | |
| 151 (what causes you to be (// found) \?) | |
| 152 (($ whysay) you are (// found) \?) )) | |
| 153 (make-local-variable 'maybe) | |
| 154 (setq maybe | |
| 155 '((maybe) | |
| 156 (perhaps) | |
| 157 (possibly))) | |
| 158 (make-local-variable 'whatwhen) | |
| 159 (setq whatwhen | |
| 160 '((what happened when) | |
| 161 (what would happen if))) | |
| 162 (make-local-variable 'hello) | |
| 163 (setq hello | |
| 164 '((how do you do \?) (hello \.) (howdy!) (hello \.) (hi \.) (hi there \.))) | |
| 165 (make-local-variable 'drnk) | |
| 166 (setq drnk | |
| 167 '((do you drink a lot of (// found) \?) | |
| 168 (do you get drunk often \?) | |
| 169 (($ describe) your drinking habits \.) )) | |
| 170 (make-local-variable 'drugs) | |
| 171 (setq drugs '( (do you use (// found) often \?)(($ areyou) | |
| 172 addicted to (// found) \?)(do you realize that drugs can | |
| 173 be very harmful \?)(($ maybe) you should try to quit using (// found) | |
| 174 \.))) | |
| 175 (make-local-variable 'whywant) | |
| 176 (setq whywant '( (($ whysay) (// subj) might ($ want) (// obj) \?) | |
| 177 (how does it feel to want \?) | |
| 178 (why should (// subj) get (// obj) \?) | |
| 179 (when did (// subj) first ($ want) (// obj) \?) | |
| 180 (($ areyou) obsessed with (// obj) \?) | |
| 181 (why should i give (// obj) to (// subj) \?) | |
| 182 (have you ever gotten (// obj) \?) )) | |
| 183 (make-local-variable 'canyou) | |
| 184 (setq canyou '((of course i can \.) | |
| 185 (why should i \?) | |
| 186 (what makes you think i would even want to \?) | |
| 187 (i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.) | |
| 188 (not really\, it\'s not up to me \.) | |
| 189 (depends\, how important is it \?) | |
| 190 (i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.) | |
| 191 (can you \?) | |
| 192 (maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.) | |
| 193 (i don\'t think i should do that \.))) | |
| 194 (make-local-variable 'want) | |
| 195 (setq want '( (want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope) )) | |
| 196 (make-local-variable 'shortlst) | |
| 197 (setq shortlst | |
| 198 '((can you elaborate on that \?) | |
| 199 (($ please) continue \.) | |
| 200 (go on\, don\'t be afraid \.) | |
| 201 (i need a little more detail please \.) | |
| 202 (you\'re being a bit brief\, ($ please) go into detail \.) | |
| 203 (can you be more explicit \?) | |
| 204 (and \?) | |
| 205 (($ please) go into more detail \?) | |
| 206 (you aren\'t being very talkative today\!) | |
| 207 (is that all there is to it \?) | |
| 208 (why must you respond so briefly \?))) | |
| 209 | |
| 210 (make-local-variable 'famlst) | |
| 211 (setq famlst | |
| 212 '((tell me ($ something) about (// owner) family \.) | |
| 213 (you seem to dwell on (// owner) family \.) | |
| 214 (($ areyou) hung up on (// owner) family \?))) | |
| 215 (make-local-variable 'huhlst) | |
| 216 (setq huhlst | |
| 217 '((($ whysay)(// sent) \?) | |
| 218 (is it because of ($ things) that you say (// sent) \?) )) | |
| 219 (make-local-variable 'longhuhlst) | |
| 220 (setq longhuhlst | |
| 221 '((($ whysay) that \?) | |
| 222 (i don\'t understand \.) | |
| 223 (($ thlst)) | |
| 224 (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) that \?))) | |
| 225 (make-local-variable 'feelings-about) | |
| 226 (setq feelings-about | |
| 227 '((feelings about) | |
| 228 (aprehensions toward) | |
| 229 (thoughts on) | |
| 230 (emotions toward))) | |
| 231 (make-local-variable 'random-adjective) | |
| 232 (setq random-adjective | |
| 233 '((vivid) | |
| 234 (emotionally stimulating) | |
| 235 (exciting) | |
| 236 (boring) | |
| 237 (interesting) | |
| 238 (recent) | |
| 239 (random) ;How can we omit this? | |
| 240 (unusual) | |
| 241 (shocking) | |
| 242 (embarrassing))) | |
| 243 (make-local-variable 'whysay) | |
| 244 (setq whysay | |
| 245 '((why do you say) | |
| 246 (what makes you believe) | |
| 247 (are you sure that) | |
| 248 (do you really think) | |
| 249 (what makes you think) )) | |
| 250 (make-local-variable 'isee) | |
| 251 (setq isee | |
| 252 '((i see \.\.\.) | |
| 253 (yes\,) | |
| 254 (i understand \.) | |
| 255 (oh \.) )) | |
| 256 (make-local-variable 'please) | |
| 257 (setq please | |
| 258 '((please\,) | |
| 259 (i would appreciate it if you would) | |
| 260 (perhaps you could) | |
| 261 (please\,) | |
| 262 (would you please) | |
| 263 (why don\'t you) | |
| 264 (could you))) | |
| 265 (make-local-variable 'bye) | |
| 266 (setq bye | |
| 267 '((my secretary will send you a bill \.) | |
| 268 (bye bye \.) | |
| 269 (see ya \.) | |
| 270 (ok\, talk to you some other time \.) | |
| 271 (talk to you later \.) | |
| 272 (ok\, have fun \.) | |
| 273 (ciao \.))) | |
| 274 (make-local-variable 'something) | |
| 275 (setq something | |
| 276 '((something) | |
| 277 (more) | |
| 278 (how you feel))) | |
| 279 (make-local-variable 'things) | |
| 280 (setq things | |
| 281 '(;(your interests in computers) ;; let's make this less computer oriented | |
| 282 ;(the machines you use) | |
| 283 (your plans) | |
| 284 ;(your use of computers) | |
| 285 (your life) | |
| 286 ;(other machines you use) | |
| 287 (the people you hang around with) | |
| 288 ;(computers you like) | |
| 289 (problems at school) | |
| 290 (any hobbies you have) | |
| 291 ;(other computers you use) | |
| 292 (your sex life) | |
| 293 (hangups you have) | |
| 294 (your inhibitions) | |
| 295 (some problems in your childhood) | |
| 296 ;(knowledge of computers) | |
| 297 (some problems at home))) | |
| 298 (make-local-variable 'describe) | |
| 299 (setq describe | |
| 300 '((describe) | |
| 301 (tell me about) | |
| 302 (talk about) | |
| 303 (discuss) | |
| 304 (tell me more about) | |
| 305 (elaborate on))) | |
| 306 (make-local-variable 'ibelieve) | |
| 307 (setq ibelieve | |
| 308 '((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that) | |
| 309 (it looks like))) | |
| 310 (make-local-variable 'problems) | |
| 311 (setq problems '( (problems) | |
| 312 (inhibitions) | |
| 313 (hangups) | |
| 314 (difficulties) | |
| 315 (anxieties) | |
| 316 (frustrations) )) | |
| 317 (make-local-variable 'bother) | |
| 318 (setq bother | |
| 319 '((does it bother you that) | |
| 320 (are you annoyed that) | |
| 321 (did you ever regret) | |
| 322 (are you sorry) | |
| 323 (are you satisfied with the fact that))) | |
| 324 (make-local-variable 'machlst) | |
| 325 (setq machlst | |
| 326 '((you have your mind on (// found) \, it seems \.) | |
| 327 (you think too much about (// found) \.) | |
| 328 (you should try taking your mind off of (// found)\.) | |
| 329 (are you a computer hacker \?))) | |
| 330 (make-local-variable 'qlist) | |
| 331 (setq qlist | |
| 332 '((what do you think \?) | |
| 333 (i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!) | |
| 334 (i could ask the same thing myself \.) | |
| 335 (($ please) allow me to do the questioning \.) | |
| 336 (i have asked myself that question many times \.) | |
| 337 (($ please) try to answer that question yourself \.))) | |
| 338 (make-local-variable 'elist) | |
| 339 (setq elist | |
| 340 '((($ please) try to calm yourself \.) | |
| 341 (you seem very excited \. relax \. ($ please) ($ describe) ($ things) | |
| 342 \.) | |
| 343 (you\'re being very emotional \. calm down \.))) | |
| 344 (make-local-variable 'foullst) | |
| 345 (setq foullst | |
| 346 '((($ please) watch your tongue!) | |
| 347 (($ please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.) | |
| 348 (($ please) get your mind out of the gutter \.) | |
| 349 (such lewdness is not appreciated \.))) | |
| 350 (make-local-variable 'deathlst) | |
| 351 (setq deathlst | |
| 352 '((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.) | |
| 353 (($ bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?) | |
| 354 (i am worried by your obsession with this topic!) | |
| 355 (did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?)) | |
| 356 ) | |
| 357 (make-local-variable 'sexlst) | |
| 358 (setq sexlst | |
| 359 '((($ areyou) ($ afraidof) sex \?) | |
| 360 (($ describe)($ something) about your sexual history \.) | |
| 361 (($ please)($ describe) your sex life \.\.\.) | |
| 362 (($ describe) your ($ feelings-about) your sexual partner \.) | |
| 363 (($ describe) your most ($ random-adjective) sexual experience \.) | |
| 364 (($ areyou) satisfied with (// lover) \.\.\. \?))) | |
| 365 (make-local-variable 'neglst) | |
| 366 (setq neglst | |
| 367 '((why not \?) | |
| 368 (($ bother) i ask that \?) | |
| 369 (why not \?) | |
| 370 (why not \?) | |
| 371 (how come \?) | |
| 372 (($ bother) i ask that \?))) | |
| 373 (make-local-variable 'beclst) | |
| 374 (setq beclst '( | |
| 375 (is it because (// sent) that you came to me \?) | |
| 376 (($ bother)(// sent) \?) | |
| 377 (when did you first know that (// sent) \?) | |
| 378 (is the fact that (// sent) the real reason \?) | |
| 379 (does the fact that (// sent) explain anything else \?) | |
| 380 (($ areyou)($ sure)(// sent) \? ) )) | |
| 381 (make-local-variable 'shortbeclst) | |
| 382 (setq shortbeclst '( | |
| 383 (($ bother) i ask you that \?) | |
| 384 (that\'s not much of an answer!) | |
| 385 (($ inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?) | |
| 386 (speak up!) | |
| 387 (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) talking about it \?) | |
| 388 (don\'t be ($ afraidof) elaborating \.) | |
| 389 (($ please) go into more detail \.))) | |
| 390 (make-local-variable 'thlst) | |
| 391 (setq thlst '( | |
| 392 (($ maybe)($ things)($ arerelated) this \.) | |
| 393 (is it because of ($ things) that you are going through all this \?) | |
| 394 (how do you reconcile ($ things) \? ) | |
| 395 (($ maybe) this ($ isrelated)($ things) \?) )) | |
| 396 (make-local-variable 'remlst) | |
| 397 (setq remlst '( (earlier you said ($ history) \?) | |
| 398 (you mentioned that ($ history) \?) | |
| 399 (($ whysay)($ history) \? ) )) | |
| 400 (make-local-variable 'toklst) | |
| 401 (setq toklst | |
| 402 '((is this how you relax \?) | |
| 403 (how long have you been smoking grass \?) | |
| 404 (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?))) | |
| 405 (make-local-variable 'states) | |
| 406 (setq states | |
| 407 '((do you get (// found) often \?) | |
| 408 (do you enjoy being (// found) \?) | |
| 409 (what makes you (// found) \?) | |
| 410 (how often ($ areyou)(// found) \?) | |
| 411 (when were you last (// found) \?))) | |
| 412 (make-local-variable 'replist) | |
| 413 (setq replist | |
| 414 '((i . (you)) | |
| 415 (my . (your)) | |
| 416 (me . (you)) | |
| 417 (you . (me)) | |
| 418 (your . (my)) | |
| 419 (mine . (yours)) | |
| 420 (yours . (mine)) | |
| 421 (our . (your)) | |
| 422 (ours . (yours)) | |
| 423 (we . (you)) | |
| 424 (dunno . (do not know)) | |
| 425 ;; (yes . ()) | |
| 426 (no\, . ()) | |
| 427 (yes\, . ()) | |
| 428 (ya . (i)) | |
| 429 (aint . (am not)) | |
| 430 (wanna . (want to)) | |
| 431 (gimme . (give me)) | |
| 432 (gotta . (have to)) | |
| 433 (gonna . (going to)) | |
| 434 (never . (not ever)) | |
| 435 (doesn\'t . (does not)) | |
| 436 (don\'t . (do not)) | |
| 437 (aren\'t . (are not)) | |
| 438 (isn\'t . (is not)) | |
| 439 (won\'t . (will not)) | |
| 440 (can\'t . (cannot)) | |
| 441 (haven\'t . (have not)) | |
| 442 (i\'m . (you are)) | |
| 443 (ourselves . (yourselves)) | |
| 444 (myself . (yourself)) | |
| 445 (yourself . (myself)) | |
| 446 (you\'re . (i am)) | |
| 447 (you\'ve . (i have)) | |
| 448 (i\'ve . (you have)) | |
| 449 (i\'ll . (you will)) | |
| 450 (you\'ll . (i shall)) | |
| 451 (i\'d . (you would)) | |
| 452 (you\'d . (i would)) | |
| 453 (here . (there)) | |
| 454 (please . ()) | |
| 455 (eh\, . ()) | |
| 456 (eh . ()) | |
| 457 (oh\, . ()) | |
| 458 (oh . ()) | |
| 459 (shouldn\'t . (should not)) | |
| 460 (wouldn\'t . (would not)) | |
| 461 (won\'t . (will not)) | |
| 462 (hasn\'t . (has not)))) | |
| 463 (make-local-variable 'stallmanlst) | |
| 464 (setq stallmanlst '( | |
| 465 (($ describe) your ($ feelings-about) him \.) | |
| 466 (($ areyou) a friend of Stallman \?) | |
| 467 (($ bother) Stallman is ($ random-adjective) \?) | |
| 468 (($ ibelieve) you are ($ afraidof) him \.))) | |
| 469 (make-local-variable 'schoollst) | |
| 470 (setq schoollst '( | |
| 471 (($ describe) your (// found) \.) | |
| 472 (($ bother) your grades could ($ improve) \?) | |
| 473 (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) (// found) \?) | |
| 474 (($ maybe) this ($ isrelated) to your attitude \.) | |
| 475 (($ areyou) absent often \?) | |
| 476 (($ maybe) you should study ($ something) \.))) | |
| 477 (make-local-variable 'improve) | |
| 478 (setq improve '((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher))) | |
| 479 (make-local-variable 'elizalst) | |
| 480 (setq elizalst '( | |
| 481 (($ areyou) ($ sure) \?) | |
| 482 (($ ibelieve) you have ($ problems) with (// found) \.) | |
| 483 (($ whysay) (// sent) \?))) | |
| 484 (make-local-variable 'sportslst) | |
| 485 (setq sportslst '( | |
| 486 (tell me ($ something) about (// found) \.) | |
| 487 (($ describe) ($ relation) (// found) \.) | |
| 488 (do you find (// found) ($ random-adjective) \?))) | |
| 489 (make-local-variable 'mathlst) | |
| 490 (setq mathlst '( | |
| 491 (($ describe) ($ something) about math \.) | |
| 492 (($ maybe) your ($ problems) ($ arerelated) (// found) \.) | |
| 493 (i do\'nt know much (// found) \, but ($ continue) | |
| 494 anyway \.))) | |
| 495 (make-local-variable 'zippylst) | |
| 496 (setq zippylst '( | |
| 497 (($ areyou) Zippy \?) | |
| 498 (($ ibelieve) you have some serious ($ problems) \.) | |
| 499 (($ bother) you are a pinhead \?))) | |
| 500 (make-local-variable 'chatlst) | |
| 501 (setq chatlst '( | |
| 502 (($ maybe) we could chat \.) | |
| 503 (($ please) ($ describe) ($ something) about chat mode \.) | |
| 504 (($ bother) our discussion is so ($ random-adjective) \?))) | |
| 505 (make-local-variable 'abuselst) | |
| 506 (setq abuselst '( | |
| 507 (($ please) try to be less abusive \.) | |
| 508 (($ describe) why you call me (// found) \.) | |
| 509 (i\'ve had enough of you!))) | |
| 510 (make-local-variable 'abusewords) | |
| 511 (setq abusewords '(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy | |
| 512 fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk | |
| 513 lose loser louse lousy luse luser | |
| 514 moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek | |
| 515 stink stupid tool toolish twit)) | |
| 516 (make-local-variable 'howareyoulst) | |
| 517 (setq howareyoulst '((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh) | |
| 518 (how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it) | |
| 519 (whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new) | |
| 520 (howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything) | |
| 521 (how is everything) (how do you do) | |
| 522 (how\'s it hanging) (que pasa) | |
| 523 (how are you doing) (what do you say))) | |
| 524 (make-local-variable 'whereoutp) | |
| 525 (setq whereoutp '( huh remem rthing ) ) | |
| 526 (make-local-variable 'subj) | |
| 527 (setq subj nil) | |
| 528 (make-local-variable 'verb) | |
| 529 (setq verb nil) | |
| 530 (make-local-variable 'obj) | |
| 531 (setq obj nil) | |
| 532 (make-local-variable 'feared) | |
| 533 (setq feared nil) | |
| 534 (make-local-variable 'observation-list) | |
| 535 (setq observation-list nil) | |
| 536 (make-local-variable 'repetitive-shortness) | |
| 537 (setq repetitive-shortness '(0 . 0)) | |
| 538 (make-local-variable '**mad**) | |
| 539 (setq **mad** nil) | |
| 540 (make-local-variable 'rms-flag) | |
| 541 (setq rms-flag nil) | |
| 542 (make-local-variable 'eliza-flag) | |
| 543 (setq eliza-flag nil) | |
| 544 (make-local-variable 'zippy-flag) | |
| 545 (setq zippy-flag nil) | |
| 546 (make-local-variable 'lover) | |
| 547 (setq lover '(your partner)) | |
| 548 (make-local-variable 'bak) | |
| 549 (setq bak nil) | |
| 550 (make-local-variable 'lincount) | |
| 551 (setq lincount 0) | |
| 552 (make-local-variable '*print-upcase*) | |
| 553 (setq *print-upcase* nil) | |
| 554 (make-local-variable '*print-space*) | |
| 555 (setq *print-space* nil) | |
| 556 (make-local-variable 'howdyflag) | |
| 557 (setq howdyflag nil) | |
| 558 (make-local-variable 'object) | |
| 559 (setq object nil)) | |
| 560 | |
| 561 ;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike. | |
| 562 | |
| 563 (defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning)) | |
| 564 | |
| 565 (defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val) | |
| 566 "Store the base meaning of a word on the property list." | |
| 567 (list 'put (list 'quote symb) ''doctor-meaning val)) | |
| 568 | |
| 569 (doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy) | |
| 570 (doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy) | |
| 571 (doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy) | |
| 572 (doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy) | |
| 573 (doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach) | |
| 574 (doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach) | |
| 575 (doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach) | |
| 576 (doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach) | |
| 577 (doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach) | |
| 578 (doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach) | |
| 579 (doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach) | |
| 580 (doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach) | |
| 581 (doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach) | |
| 582 (doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach) | |
| 583 (doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach) | |
| 584 (doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach) | |
| 585 (doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach) | |
| 586 (doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach) | |
| 587 (doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach) | |
| 588 (doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach) | |
| 589 (doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach) | |
| 590 (doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach) | |
| 591 (doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach) | |
| 592 (doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach) | |
| 593 (doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach) | |
| 594 (doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach) | |
| 595 (doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach) | |
| 596 (doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach) | |
| 597 (doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach) | |
| 598 (doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach) | |
| 599 (doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach) | |
| 600 (doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach) | |
| 601 (doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach) | |
| 602 (doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach) | |
| 603 (doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach) | |
| 604 (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) | |
| 605 (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) | |
| 606 (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) | |
| 607 (doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) | |
| 608 (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) | |
| 609 (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) | |
| 610 (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) | |
| 611 (doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul) | |
| 612 (doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul) | |
| 613 (doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul) | |
| 614 (doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul) | |
| 615 (doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul) | |
| 616 (doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul) | |
| 617 (doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul) | |
| 618 (doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul) | |
| 619 (doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul) | |
| 620 (doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke) | |
| 621 (doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke) | |
| 622 (doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke) | |
| 623 (doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke) | |
| 624 (doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke) | |
| 625 (doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke) | |
| 626 (doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke) | |
| 627 (doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke) | |
| 628 (doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke) | |
| 629 (doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke) | |
| 630 (doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke) | |
| 631 (doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke) | |
| 632 (doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke) | |
| 633 (doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug) | |
| 634 (doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug) | |
| 635 (doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug) | |
| 636 (doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug) | |
| 637 (doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug) | |
| 638 (doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug) | |
| 639 (doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug) | |
| 640 (doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug) | |
| 641 (doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug) | |
| 642 (doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug) | |
| 643 (doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves) | |
| 644 (doctor-put-meaning love 'love) | |
| 645 (doctor-put-meaning loved 'love) | |
| 646 (doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates) | |
| 647 (doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates) | |
| 648 (doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate) | |
| 649 (doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate) | |
| 650 (doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate) | |
| 651 (doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state) | |
| 652 (doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state) | |
| 653 (doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state) | |
| 654 (doctor-put-meaning high 'state) | |
| 655 (doctor-put-meaning horny 'state) | |
| 656 (doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state) | |
| 657 (doctor-put-meaning happy 'state) | |
| 658 (doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state) | |
| 659 (doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire) | |
| 660 (doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire) | |
| 661 (doctor-put-meaning want 'desire) | |
| 662 (doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire) | |
| 663 (doctor-put-meaning like 'desire) | |
| 664 (doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire) | |
| 665 (doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire) | |
| 666 (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) | |
| 667 (doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire) | |
| 668 (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) | |
| 669 (doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire) | |
| 670 (doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire) | |
| 671 (doctor-put-meaning need 'desire) | |
| 672 (doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood) | |
| 673 (doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood) | |
| 674 (doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood) | |
| 675 (doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood) | |
| 676 (doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood) | |
| 677 (doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood) | |
| 678 (doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood) | |
| 679 (doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) | |
| 680 (doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) | |
| 681 (doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) | |
| 682 (doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood) | |
| 683 (doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) | |
| 684 (doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) | |
| 685 (doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) | |
| 686 (doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear) | |
| 687 (doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear) | |
| 688 (doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear) | |
| 689 (doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun) | |
| 690 (doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun) | |
| 691 (doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun) | |
| 692 (doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun) | |
| 693 (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) | |
| 694 (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) | |
| 695 (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) | |
| 696 (doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) | |
| 697 (doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) | |
| 698 (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) | |
| 699 (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) | |
| 700 (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) | |
| 701 (doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun) | |
| 702 (doctor-put-meaning wife 'family) | |
| 703 (doctor-put-meaning family 'family) | |
| 704 (doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family) | |
| 705 (doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family) | |
| 706 (doctor-put-meaning parent 'family) | |
| 707 (doctor-put-meaning parents 'family) | |
| 708 (doctor-put-meaning brother 'family) | |
| 709 (doctor-put-meaning sister 'family) | |
| 710 (doctor-put-meaning father 'family) | |
| 711 (doctor-put-meaning mother 'family) | |
| 712 (doctor-put-meaning husband 'family) | |
| 713 (doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family) | |
| 714 (doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family) | |
| 715 (doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family) | |
| 716 (doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family) | |
| 717 (doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family) | |
| 718 (doctor-put-meaning stab 'death) | |
| 719 (doctor-put-meaning murder 'death) | |
| 720 (doctor-put-meaning murders 'death) | |
| 721 (doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death) | |
| 722 (doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death) | |
| 723 (doctor-put-meaning kill 'death) | |
| 724 (doctor-put-meaning kills 'death) | |
| 725 (doctor-put-meaning die 'death) | |
| 726 (doctor-put-meaning dies 'death) | |
| 727 (doctor-put-meaning died 'death) | |
| 728 (doctor-put-meaning dead 'death) | |
| 729 (doctor-put-meaning death 'death) | |
| 730 (doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death) | |
| 731 (doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms) | |
| 732 (doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms) | |
| 733 (doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms) | |
| 734 (doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms) | |
| 735 (doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms) | |
| 736 (doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms) | |
| 737 (doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms) | |
| 738 (doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms) | |
| 739 (doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms) | |
| 740 (doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms) | |
| 741 (doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms) | |
| 742 (doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms) | |
| 743 (doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms) | |
| 744 (doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms) | |
| 745 (doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms) | |
| 746 (doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol) | |
| 747 (doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol) | |
| 748 (doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol) | |
| 749 (doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol) | |
| 750 (doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol) | |
| 751 (doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol) | |
| 752 (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) | |
| 753 (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) | |
| 754 (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) | |
| 755 (doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) | |
| 756 (doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) | |
| 757 (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) | |
| 758 (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) | |
| 759 (doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) | |
| 760 (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) | |
| 761 (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) | |
| 762 (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) | |
| 763 (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) | |
| 764 (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) | |
| 765 (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) | |
| 766 (doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) | |
| 767 (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) | |
| 768 (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) | |
| 769 (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) | |
| 770 (doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj) | |
| 771 (doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj) | |
| 772 (doctor-put-meaning that 'conj) | |
| 773 (doctor-put-meaning except 'conj) | |
| 774 (doctor-put-meaning why 'conj) | |
| 775 (doctor-put-meaning how 'conj) | |
| 776 (doctor-put-meaning until 'when) | |
| 777 (doctor-put-meaning when 'when) | |
| 778 (doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when) | |
| 779 (doctor-put-meaning while 'when) | |
| 780 (doctor-put-meaning since 'when) | |
| 781 (doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms) | |
| 782 (doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms) | |
| 783 (doctor-put-meaning school 'school) | |
| 784 (doctor-put-meaning schools 'school) | |
| 785 (doctor-put-meaning skool 'school) | |
| 786 (doctor-put-meaning grade 'school) | |
| 787 (doctor-put-meaning grades 'school) | |
| 788 (doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school) | |
| 789 (doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school) | |
| 790 (doctor-put-meaning classes 'school) | |
| 791 (doctor-put-meaning professor 'school) | |
| 792 (doctor-put-meaning prof 'school) | |
| 793 (doctor-put-meaning profs 'school) | |
| 794 (doctor-put-meaning professors 'school) | |
| 795 (doctor-put-meaning mit 'school) | |
| 796 (doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza) | |
| 797 (doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza) | |
| 798 (doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza) | |
| 799 (doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza) | |
| 800 (doctor-put-meaning weizenbaum 'eliza) | |
| 801 (doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza) | |
| 802 (doctor-put-meaning athletics 'sports) | |
| 803 (doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports) | |
| 804 (doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports) | |
| 805 (doctor-put-meaning football 'sports) | |
| 806 (doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports) | |
| 807 (doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports) | |
| 808 (doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports) | |
| 809 (doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports) | |
| 810 (doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports) | |
| 811 (doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports) | |
| 812 (doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports) | |
| 813 (doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports) | |
| 814 (doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports) | |
| 815 (doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports) | |
| 816 (doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports) | |
| 817 (doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports) | |
| 818 (doctor-put-meaning math 'math) | |
| 819 (doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math) | |
| 820 (doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math) | |
| 821 (doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math) | |
| 822 (doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math) | |
| 823 (doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math) | |
| 824 (doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math) | |
| 825 (doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math) | |
| 826 (doctor-put-meaning trig 'math) | |
| 827 (doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math) | |
| 828 (doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math) | |
| 829 (doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math) | |
| 830 (doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math) | |
| 831 (doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math) | |
| 832 (doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math) | |
| 833 (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) | |
| 834 (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) | |
| 835 (doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy) | |
| 836 (doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat) | |
| 837 | |
| 838 ;;;###autoload | |
| 839 (defun doctor () | |
| 840 "Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy." | |
| 841 (interactive) | |
| 842 (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") | |
| 843 (doctor-mode)) | |
| 844 | |
| 845 (defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg) | |
| 846 "Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline. | |
| 847 Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence." | |
| 848 (interactive "*p") | |
| 849 (if (= (preceding-char) ?\n) | |
| 850 (doctor-read-print) | |
| 851 (newline arg))) | |
| 852 | |
| 853 (defun doctor-read-print nil | |
| 854 "top level loop" | |
| 855 (interactive) | |
| 856 (let ((sent (doctor-readin))) | |
| 857 (insert "\n") | |
| 858 (setq lincount (1+ lincount)) | |
| 859 (doctor-doc sent) | |
| 860 (insert "\n") | |
| 861 (setq bak sent))) | |
| 862 | |
| 863 (defun doctor-readin nil | |
| 864 "Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words." | |
| 865 (let (sentence) | |
| 866 (backward-sentence 1) | |
| 867 (while (not (eobp)) | |
| 868 (setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token))))) | |
| 869 sentence)) | |
| 870 | |
| 871 (defun doctor-read-token () | |
| 872 "read one word from buffer" | |
| 873 (prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point) | |
| 874 (progn | |
| 875 (forward-word 1) | |
| 876 (point))))) | |
| 877 (re-search-forward "\\Sw*"))) | |
| 878 | |
| 879 ;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read. | |
| 880 | |
| 881 (defun doctor-doc (sent) | |
| 882 (cond | |
| 883 ((equal sent '(foo)) | |
| 884 (doctor-type '(bar! ($ please)($ continue)))) | |
| 885 ((member sent howareyoulst) | |
| 886 (doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. ($ describe) yourself \.))) | |
| 887 ((or (member sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long) | |
| 888 (go away) (get lost))) | |
| 889 (memq (car sent) | |
| 890 '(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye | |
| 891 bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause))) | |
| 892 (doctor-type ($ bye))) | |
| 893 ((and (eq (car sent) 'you) | |
| 894 (memq (doctor-cadr sent) abusewords)) | |
| 895 (setq found (doctor-cadr sent)) | |
| 896 (doctor-type ($ abuselst))) | |
| 897 ((eq (car sent) 'whatmeans) | |
| 898 (doctor-def (doctor-cadr sent))) | |
| 899 ((equal sent '(parse)) | |
| 900 (doctor-type (list 'subj '= subj ", " | |
| 901 'verb '= verb "\n" | |
| 902 'object 'phrase '= obj "," | |
| 903 'noun 'form '= object "\n" | |
| 904 'current 'keyword 'is found | |
| 905 ", " | |
| 906 'most 'recent 'possessive | |
| 907 'is owner "\n" | |
| 908 'sentence 'used 'was | |
| 909 "..." | |
| 910 '(// bak)))) | |
| 911 ;; ((eq (car sent) 'forget) | |
| 912 ;; (set (doctor-cadr sent) nil) | |
| 913 ;; (doctor-type '(($ isee)($ please) | |
| 914 ;; ($ continue)\.))) | |
| 915 (t | |
| 916 (if (doctor-defq sent) (doctor-define sent found)) | |
| 917 (if (> (length sent) 12)(doctor-shorten sent)) | |
| 918 (setq sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace sent replist))) | |
| 919 (cond ((and (not (memq 'me sent))(not (memq 'i sent)) | |
| 920 (memq 'am sent)) | |
| 921 (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((am . (are))))))) | |
| 922 (cond ((equal (car sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy)) | |
| 923 ((< (length sent) 2) | |
| 924 (cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car sent)) 'howdy) | |
| 925 (doctor-howdy)) | |
| 926 (t (doctor-short)))) | |
| 927 (t | |
| 928 (if (memq 'am sent) | |
| 929 (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((me . (i)))))) | |
| 930 (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) | |
| 931 (if (and (eq (car sent) 'do) (eq (doctor-cadr sent) 'not)) | |
| 932 (cond ((zerop (random 3)) | |
| 933 (doctor-type '(are you ($ afraidof) that \?))) | |
| 934 ((zerop (random 2)) | |
| 935 (doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the | |
| 936 psychiatrist here!)) | |
| 937 (doctor-rthing)) | |
| 938 (t | |
| 939 (doctor-type '(($ whysay) that i shouldn\'t | |
| 940 (doctor-cddr sent) | |
| 941 \?)))) | |
| 942 (doctor-go (doctor-wherego sent)))))))) | |
| 943 | |
| 944 ;; Things done to process sentences once read. | |
| 945 | |
| 946 (defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent) | |
| 947 "Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence." | |
| 948 (if sent | |
| 949 (apply 'append (mapcar '(lambda (word) | |
| 950 (if (memq word typos) | |
| 951 (get (get word 'doctor-correction) 'doctor-expansion) | |
| 952 (list word))) | |
| 953 sent)))) | |
| 954 | |
| 955 (defun doctor-shorten (sent) | |
| 956 "Make a sentence manageably short using a few hacks." | |
| 957 (let (foo | |
| 958 retval | |
| 959 (temp '(because but however besides anyway until | |
| 960 while that except why how))) | |
| 961 (while temp | |
| 962 (setq foo (memq (car temp) sent)) | |
| 963 (if (and foo | |
| 964 (> (length foo) 3)) | |
| 965 (setq sent foo | |
| 966 sent (doctor-fixup sent) | |
| 967 temp nil | |
| 968 retval t) | |
| 969 (setq temp (cdr temp)))) | |
| 970 retval)) | |
| 971 | |
| 972 (defun doctor-define (sent found) | |
| 973 (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
| 974 (and | |
| 975 (doctor-nounp subj) | |
| 976 (not (doctor-pronounp subj)) | |
| 977 subj | |
| 978 (doctor-meaning object) | |
| 979 (put subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning object)) | |
| 980 t)) | |
| 981 | |
| 982 (defun doctor-defq (sent) | |
| 983 "Set global var FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT." | |
| 984 (setq found nil) | |
| 985 (let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related | |
| 986 similar defined associated linked like same))) | |
| 987 (while temp | |
| 988 (if (memq (car temp) sent) | |
| 989 (setq found (car temp) | |
| 990 temp nil) | |
| 991 (setq temp (cdr temp))))) | |
| 992 found) | |
| 993 | |
| 994 (defun doctor-def (x) | |
| 995 (progn | |
| 996 (doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me)) | |
| 997 nil)) | |
| 998 | |
| 999 (defun doctor-forget () | |
| 1000 "Delete the last element of the history list." | |
| 1001 (setq history (reverse (cdr (reverse history))))) | |
| 1002 | |
| 1003 (defun doctor-query (x) | |
| 1004 "Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or | |
| 1005 verb is seen. Put dialogue in buffer." | |
| 1006 (let (a | |
| 1007 (prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x) | |
| 1008 " what \? ")) | |
| 1009 retval) | |
| 1010 (while (not retval) | |
| 1011 (while (not a) | |
| 1012 (insert ?\n | |
| 1013 prompt | |
| 1014 (read-string prompt) | |
| 1015 ?\n) | |
| 1016 (setq a (doctor-readin))) | |
| 1017 (while (and a (not retval)) | |
| 1018 (cond ((doctor-nounp (car a)) | |
| 1019 (setq retval (car a))) | |
| 1020 ((doctor-verbp (car a)) | |
| 1021 (setq retval (doctor-build | |
| 1022 (doctor-build x " ") | |
| 1023 (car a)))) | |
| 1024 ((setq a (cdr a)))))) | |
| 1025 retval)) | |
| 1026 | |
| 1027 (defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type) | |
| 1028 "Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest to | |
| 1029 and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable subj to the | |
| 1030 subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it." | |
| 1031 (let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type))) | |
| 1032 (while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent)))) | |
| 1033 (setq i (1- i))) | |
| 1034 (cond ((> i -1) | |
| 1035 (setq subj (nth i sent)) | |
| 1036 (nthcdr (1+ i) sent)) | |
| 1037 (t | |
| 1038 (setq subj 'you) | |
| 1039 nil)))) | |
| 1040 | |
| 1041 (defun doctor-nounp (x) | |
| 1042 "Returns t if the symbol argument is a noun." | |
| 1043 (or (doctor-pronounp x) | |
| 1044 (not (or (doctor-verbp x) | |
| 1045 (equal x 'not) | |
| 1046 (doctor-prepp x) | |
| 1047 (doctor-modifierp x) )) )) | |
| 1048 | |
| 1049 (defun doctor-pronounp (x) | |
| 1050 "Returns t if the symbol argument is a pronoun." | |
| 1051 (memq x '( | |
| 1052 i me mine myself | |
| 1053 we us ours ourselves ourself | |
| 1054 you yours yourself yourselves | |
| 1055 he him himself she hers herself | |
| 1056 it that those this these things thing | |
| 1057 they them themselves theirs | |
| 1058 anybody everybody somebody | |
| 1059 anyone everyone someone | |
| 1060 anything something everything))) | |
| 1061 | |
| 1062 (mapcar (function (lambda (x) (put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb))) | |
| 1063 '(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am | |
| 1064 applied applies apply are associate | |
| 1065 associated ate | |
| 1066 be became become becomes becoming | |
| 1067 been being believe believed believes | |
| 1068 bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying | |
| 1069 call called calling calls came can caught catch come | |
| 1070 contract contracted contracts control controlled controls | |
| 1071 could croak croaks croaked cut cuts | |
| 1072 dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies | |
| 1073 dislike disliked | |
| 1074 dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking | |
| 1075 drive drives driving drove dying | |
| 1076 eat eating eats expand expanded expands | |
| 1077 expect expected expects expel expels expelled | |
| 1078 explain explained explains | |
| 1079 fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding | |
| 1080 forget forgets forgot fought found fuck fucked | |
| 1081 fucking fucks | |
| 1082 gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten | |
| 1083 had harm harms has hate hated hates have having | |
| 1084 hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps | |
| 1085 hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts | |
| 1086 implies imply is | |
| 1087 join joined joins jump jumped jumps | |
| 1088 keep keeping keeps kept | |
| 1089 kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing | |
| 1090 knew know knows | |
| 1091 laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes | |
| 1092 liking listen listens | |
| 1093 login look looked looking looks | |
| 1094 lose losing lost | |
| 1095 love loved loves loving | |
| 1096 luse lusing lust lusts | |
| 1097 made make makes making may mean means meant might | |
| 1098 move moved moves moving must | |
| 1099 need needed needs | |
| 1100 order ordered orders ought | |
| 1101 paid pay pays pick picked picking picks | |
| 1102 placed placing prefer prefers put puts | |
| 1103 ran rape raped rapes | |
| 1104 read reading reads recall receive received receives | |
| 1105 refer refered referred refers | |
| 1106 relate related relates remember remembered remembers | |
| 1107 romp romped romps run running runs | |
| 1108 said sang sat saw say says | |
| 1109 screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed | |
| 1110 seems seen sell selling sells | |
| 1111 send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should | |
| 1112 sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study | |
| 1113 take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling | |
| 1114 think thinks | |
| 1115 thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching | |
| 1116 transfer transferred transfers transmit transmits transmitted | |
| 1117 type types types typing | |
| 1118 walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch | |
| 1119 watched watching went were will wish would work worked works | |
| 1120 write writes writing wrote use used uses using)) | |
| 1121 | |
| 1122 (defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x) | |
| 1123 (eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb))) | |
| 1124 | |
| 1125 (defun doctor-plural (x) | |
| 1126 "Form the plural of the word argument." | |
| 1127 (let ((foo (doctor-make-string x))) | |
| 1128 (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s") | |
| 1129 (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s") | |
| 1130 (intern (concat foo "es"))) | |
| 1131 (t x))) | |
| 1132 ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y") | |
| 1133 (intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1) | |
| 1134 "ies"))) | |
| 1135 (t (intern (concat foo "s")))))) | |
| 1136 | |
| 1137 (defun doctor-setprep (sent key) | |
| 1138 (let ((val) | |
| 1139 (foo (memq key sent))) | |
| 1140 (cond ((doctor-prepp (doctor-cadr foo)) | |
| 1141 (setq val (doctor-getnoun (doctor-cddr foo))) | |
| 1142 (cond (val val) | |
| 1143 (t 'something))) | |
| 1144 ((doctor-articlep (doctor-cadr foo)) | |
| 1145 (setq val (doctor-getnoun (doctor-cddr foo))) | |
| 1146 (cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (doctor-cadr foo) " ") val)) | |
| 1147 (t 'something))) | |
| 1148 (t 'something)))) | |
| 1149 | |
| 1150 (defun doctor-getnoun (x) | |
| 1151 (cond ((null x)(setq object 'something)) | |
| 1152 ((atom x)(setq object x)) | |
| 1153 ((eq (length x) 1) | |
| 1154 (setq object (cond | |
| 1155 ((doctor-nounp (setq object (car x))) object) | |
| 1156 (t (doctor-query object))))) | |
| 1157 ((eq (car x) 'to) | |
| 1158 (doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) | |
| 1159 ((doctor-prepp (car x)) | |
| 1160 (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))) | |
| 1161 ((not (doctor-nounp (car x))) | |
| 1162 (doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x) | |
| 1163 (append | |
| 1164 '((a . this) | |
| 1165 (some . this) | |
| 1166 (one . that)) | |
| 1167 (list | |
| 1168 (cons | |
| 1169 (car x) (car x)))))) | |
| 1170 " ") | |
| 1171 (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) | |
| 1172 (t (setq object (car x))) )) | |
| 1173 | |
| 1174 (defun doctor-modifierp (x) | |
| 1175 (or (doctor-adjectivep x) | |
| 1176 (doctor-adverbp x) | |
| 1177 (doctor-othermodifierp x))) | |
| 1178 | |
| 1179 (defun doctor-adjectivep (x) | |
| 1180 (or (numberp x) | |
| 1181 (doctor-nmbrp x) | |
| 1182 (doctor-articlep x) | |
| 1183 (doctor-colorp x) | |
| 1184 (doctor-sizep x) | |
| 1185 (doctor-possessivepronounp x))) | |
| 1186 | |
| 1187 (defun doctor-adverbp (xx) | |
| 1188 (let ((xxstr (doctor-make-string xx))) | |
| 1189 (and (>= (length xxstr) 2) | |
| 1190 (string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly")))) | |
| 1191 | |
| 1192 (defun doctor-articlep (x) | |
| 1193 (memq x '(the a an))) | |
| 1194 | |
| 1195 (defun doctor-nmbrp (x) | |
| 1196 (memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten | |
| 1197 eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen | |
| 1198 sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen | |
| 1199 twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety | |
| 1200 hundred thousand million billion | |
| 1201 half quarter | |
| 1202 first second third fourth fifth | |
| 1203 sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth))) | |
| 1204 | |
| 1205 (defun doctor-colorp (x) | |
| 1206 (memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson | |
| 1207 gray grey green | |
| 1208 orange pink purple red tan tawny | |
| 1209 violet white yellow))) | |
| 1210 | |
| 1211 (defun doctor-sizep (x) | |
| 1212 (memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick | |
| 1213 small petite short thin skinny))) | |
| 1214 | |
| 1215 (defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x) | |
| 1216 (memq x '(my your his her our their))) | |
| 1217 | |
| 1218 (defun doctor-othermodifierp (x) | |
| 1219 (memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome | |
| 1220 bad beautiful best better but certain clear | |
| 1221 ever every fantastic fun funny | |
| 1222 good great gross growdy however if ignorant | |
| 1223 less linked losing lusing many more much | |
| 1224 never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich | |
| 1225 similar some stupid super superb | |
| 1226 terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very))) | |
| 1227 | |
| 1228 (defun doctor-prepp (x) | |
| 1229 (memq x '(about above after around as at | |
| 1230 before beneath behind beside between by | |
| 1231 for from in inside into | |
| 1232 like near next of on onto over | |
| 1233 same through thru to toward towards | |
| 1234 under underneath with without))) | |
| 1235 | |
| 1236 (defun doctor-remember (thing) | |
| 1237 (cond ((null history) | |
| 1238 (setq history (list thing))) | |
| 1239 (t (setq history (append history (list thing)))))) | |
| 1240 | |
| 1241 (defun doctor-type (x) | |
| 1242 (setq x (doctor-fix-2 x)) | |
| 1243 (doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x))) | |
| 1244 | |
| 1245 (defun doctor-fixup (sent) | |
| 1246 (setq sent (append | |
| 1247 (cdr | |
| 1248 (assq (car sent) | |
| 1249 (append | |
| 1250 '((me i) | |
| 1251 (him he) | |
| 1252 (her she) | |
| 1253 (them they) | |
| 1254 (okay) | |
| 1255 (well) | |
| 1256 (sigh) | |
| 1257 (hmm) | |
| 1258 (hmmm) | |
| 1259 (hmmmm) | |
| 1260 (hmmmmm) | |
| 1261 (gee) | |
| 1262 (sure) | |
| 1263 (great) | |
| 1264 (oh) | |
| 1265 (fine) | |
| 1266 (ok) | |
| 1267 (no)) | |
| 1268 (list (list (car sent) | |
| 1269 (car sent)))))) | |
| 1270 (cdr sent))) | |
| 1271 (doctor-fix-2 sent)) | |
| 1272 | |
| 1273 (defun doctor-fix-2 (sent) | |
| 1274 (let ((foo sent)) | |
| 1275 (while foo | |
| 1276 (if (and (eq (car foo) 'me) | |
| 1277 (doctor-verbp (doctor-cadr foo))) | |
| 1278 (rplaca foo 'i) | |
| 1279 (cond ((eq (car foo) 'you) | |
| 1280 (cond ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(am be been is)) | |
| 1281 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'are)) | |
| 1282 ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(has)) | |
| 1283 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)) | |
| 1284 ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(was)) | |
| 1285 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'were)))) | |
| 1286 ((equal (car foo) 'i) | |
| 1287 (cond ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(are is be been)) | |
| 1288 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'am)) | |
| 1289 ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(were)) | |
| 1290 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'was)) | |
| 1291 ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(has)) | |
| 1292 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)))) | |
| 1293 ((and (doctor-verbp (car foo)) | |
| 1294 (eq (doctor-cadr foo) 'i) | |
| 1295 (not (doctor-verbp (car (doctor-cddr foo))))) | |
| 1296 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'me)) | |
| 1297 ((and (eq (car foo) 'a) | |
| 1298 (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char | |
| 1299 (doctor-make-string (doctor-cadr foo))))) | |
| 1300 (rplaca foo 'an)) | |
| 1301 ((and (eq (car foo) 'an) | |
| 1302 (not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char | |
| 1303 (doctor-make-string (doctor-cadr foo)))))) | |
| 1304 (rplaca foo 'a))) | |
| 1305 (setq foo (cdr foo)))) | |
| 1306 sent)) | |
| 1307 | |
| 1308 (defun doctor-vowelp (x) | |
| 1309 (memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u))) | |
| 1310 | |
| 1311 (defun doctor-replace (sent rlist) | |
| 1312 "Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement element | |
| 1313 pair in RLIST." | |
| 1314 (apply 'append | |
| 1315 (mapcar | |
| 1316 (function | |
| 1317 (lambda (x) | |
| 1318 (cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement | |
| 1319 (list x x))))) ; or fake an identity mapping | |
| 1320 sent))) | |
| 1321 | |
| 1322 (defun doctor-wherego (sent) | |
| 1323 (cond ((null sent)($ whereoutp)) | |
| 1324 ((null (doctor-meaning (car sent))) | |
| 1325 (doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2)) | |
| 1326 (reverse (cdr sent))) | |
| 1327 (t (cdr sent))))) | |
| 1328 (t | |
| 1329 (setq found (car sent)) | |
| 1330 (doctor-meaning (car sent))))) | |
| 1331 | |
| 1332 (defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem) | |
| 1333 "Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY. | |
| 1334 TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject. MEM is | |
| 1335 t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack. | |
| 1336 Return is in global variables `subj', `verb' and `object'." | |
| 1337 (let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type))) | |
| 1338 (or foo | |
| 1339 (setq foo sent | |
| 1340 mem nil)) | |
| 1341 (while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo)) | |
| 1342 (setq foo (cdr foo))) | |
| 1343 (setq verb (car foo)) | |
| 1344 (setq obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo))) | |
| 1345 (cond ((eq object 'i)(setq object 'me)) | |
| 1346 ((eq subj 'me)(setq subj 'i))) | |
| 1347 (cond (mem (doctor-remember (list subj verb obj)))))) | |
| 1348 | |
| 1349 (defun doctor-possess (sent key) | |
| 1350 "Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY. Hack on previous word, setting | |
| 1351 global variable `owner' to possibly correct result." | |
| 1352 (let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1)) | |
| 1353 (prev (if (< i 0) 'your | |
| 1354 (nth i sent)))) | |
| 1355 (setq owner (if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev) | |
| 1356 (string-equal "s" | |
| 1357 (substring (doctor-make-string prev) | |
| 1358 -1))) | |
| 1359 prev | |
| 1360 'your)))) | |
| 1361 | |
| 1362 ;; Output of replies. | |
| 1363 | |
| 1364 (defun doctor-txtype (ans) | |
| 1365 "Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence." | |
| 1366 (setq *print-upcase* t *print-space* nil) | |
| 1367 (mapcar 'doctor-type-symbol ans) | |
| 1368 (insert "\n")) | |
| 1369 | |
| 1370 (defun doctor-type-symbol (word) | |
| 1371 "Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks." | |
| 1372 (setq word (doctor-make-string word)) | |
| 1373 (if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I")) | |
| 1374 (if *print-upcase* | |
| 1375 (progn | |
| 1376 (setq word (capitalize word)) | |
| 1377 (if *print-space* | |
| 1378 (insert " ")))) | |
| 1379 (cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word) | |
| 1380 (not *print-space*)) | |
| 1381 (insert word)) | |
| 1382 (t (insert ?\ word))) | |
| 1383 (and auto-fill-function | |
| 1384 (> (current-column) fill-column) | |
| 1385 (apply auto-fill-function nil)) | |
| 1386 (setq *print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word) | |
| 1387 *print-space* t)) | |
| 1388 | |
| 1389 (defun doctor-build (str1 str2) | |
| 1390 "Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments." | |
| 1391 (cond ((null str1) str2) | |
| 1392 ((null str2) str1) | |
| 1393 ((and (atom str1) | |
| 1394 (atom str2)) | |
| 1395 (intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1) | |
| 1396 (doctor-make-string str2)))) | |
| 1397 (t nil))) | |
| 1398 | |
| 1399 (defun doctor-make-string (obj) | |
| 1400 (cond ((stringp obj) obj) | |
| 1401 ((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj)) | |
| 1402 ((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj)) | |
| 1403 (t ""))) | |
| 1404 | |
| 1405 (defun doctor-concat (x y) | |
| 1406 "Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists." | |
| 1407 (append | |
| 1408 (if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x) | |
| 1409 (if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y))) | |
| 1410 | |
| 1411 (defun doctor-assm (proto) | |
| 1412 (cond ((null proto) nil) | |
| 1413 ((atom proto) (list proto)) | |
| 1414 ((atom (car proto)) | |
| 1415 (cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))) | |
| 1416 (t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))))) | |
| 1417 | |
| 1418 ;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found. | |
| 1419 | |
| 1420 (defun doctor-go (destination) | |
| 1421 "Call a `doctor-*' function." | |
| 1422 (funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination))))) | |
| 1423 | |
| 1424 (defun doctor-desire1 () | |
| 1425 (doctor-go ($ whereoutp))) | |
| 1426 | |
| 1427 (defun doctor-huh () | |
| 1428 (cond ((< (length sent) 9) (doctor-type ($ huhlst))) | |
| 1429 (t (doctor-type ($ longhuhlst))))) | |
| 1430 | |
| 1431 (defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type ($ thlst))) | |
| 1432 | |
| 1433 (defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null history)(doctor-huh)) | |
| 1434 ((doctor-type ($ remlst))))) | |
| 1435 | |
| 1436 (defun doctor-howdy () | |
| 1437 (cond ((not howdyflag) | |
| 1438 (doctor-type '(($ hello) what brings you to see me \?)) | |
| 1439 (setq howdyflag t)) | |
| 1440 (t | |
| 1441 (doctor-type '(($ ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.)) | |
| 1442 (doctor-type '(($ please) ($ describe) ($ things) \.))))) | |
| 1443 | |
| 1444 (defun doctor-when () | |
| 1445 (cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 3)(doctor-short)) | |
| 1446 (t | |
| 1447 (setq sent (cdr (memq found sent))) | |
| 1448 (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) | |
| 1449 (doctor-type '(($ whatwhen)(// sent) \?))))) | |
| 1450 | |
| 1451 (defun doctor-conj () | |
| 1452 (cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 4)(doctor-short)) | |
| 1453 (t | |
| 1454 (setq sent (cdr (memq found sent))) | |
| 1455 (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) | |
| 1456 (cond ((eq (car sent) 'of) | |
| 1457 (doctor-type '(are you ($ sure) that is the real reason \?)) | |
| 1458 (setq things (cons (cdr sent) things))) | |
| 1459 (t | |
| 1460 (doctor-remember sent) | |
| 1461 (doctor-type ($ beclst))))))) | |
| 1462 | |
| 1463 (defun doctor-short () | |
| 1464 (cond ((= (car repetitive-shortness) (1- lincount)) | |
| 1465 (rplacd repetitive-shortness | |
| 1466 (1+ (cdr repetitive-shortness)))) | |
| 1467 (t | |
| 1468 (rplacd repetitive-shortness 1))) | |
| 1469 (rplaca repetitive-shortness lincount) | |
| 1470 (cond ((> (cdr repetitive-shortness) 6) | |
| 1471 (cond ((not **mad**) | |
| 1472 (doctor-type '(($ areyou) | |
| 1473 just trying to see what kind of things | |
| 1474 i have in my vocabulary \? please try to | |
| 1475 carry on a reasonable conversation!)) | |
| 1476 (setq **mad** t)) | |
| 1477 (t | |
| 1478 (doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative | |
| 1479 writing \.\.\.)) | |
| 1480 ;;(push monosyllables observation-list) | |
| 1481 ))) | |
| 1482 (t | |
| 1483 (cond ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(yes))) | |
| 1484 (doctor-type '(($ isee) ($ inter) ($ whysay) this is so \?))) | |
| 1485 ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(because))) | |
| 1486 (doctor-type ($ shortbeclst))) | |
| 1487 ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(no))) | |
| 1488 (doctor-type ($ neglst))) | |
| 1489 (t (doctor-type ($ shortlst))))))) | |
| 1490 | |
| 1491 (defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type ($ drnk))) | |
| 1492 | |
| 1493 (defun doctor-desire () | |
| 1494 (let ((foo (memq found sent))) | |
| 1495 (cond ((< (length foo) 2) | |
| 1496 (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1))) | |
| 1497 ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(a an)) | |
| 1498 (rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo))) | |
| 1499 (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
| 1500 (doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj)) | |
| 1501 (doctor-type ($ whywant))) | |
| 1502 ((not (eq (doctor-cadr foo) 'to)) | |
| 1503 (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1))) | |
| 1504 (t | |
| 1505 (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
| 1506 (doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj)) | |
| 1507 (doctor-type ($ whywant)))))) | |
| 1508 | |
| 1509 (defun doctor-drug () | |
| 1510 (doctor-type ($ drugs)) | |
| 1511 (doctor-remember (list 'you 'used found))) | |
| 1512 | |
| 1513 (defun doctor-toke () | |
| 1514 (doctor-type ($ toklst))) | |
| 1515 | |
| 1516 (defun doctor-state () | |
| 1517 (doctor-type ($ states))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were found))) | |
| 1518 | |
| 1519 (defun doctor-mood () | |
| 1520 (doctor-type ($ moods))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt found))) | |
| 1521 | |
| 1522 (defun doctor-fear () | |
| 1523 (setq feared (doctor-setprep sent found)) | |
| 1524 (doctor-type ($ fears)) | |
| 1525 (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of feared))) | |
| 1526 | |
| 1527 (defun doctor-hate () | |
| 1528 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1529 (cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) | |
| 1530 ((equal subj 'you) | |
| 1531 (doctor-type '(why do you (// verb)(// obj) \?))) | |
| 1532 (t (doctor-type '(($ whysay)(list subj verb obj)))))) | |
| 1533 | |
| 1534 (defun doctor-symptoms () | |
| 1535 (doctor-type '(($ maybe) you should consult a doctor of medicine\, | |
| 1536 i am a psychiatrist \.))) | |
| 1537 | |
| 1538 (defun doctor-hates () | |
| 1539 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1540 (doctor-hates1)) | |
| 1541 | |
| 1542 (defun doctor-hates1 () | |
| 1543 (doctor-type '(($ whysay)(list subj verb obj)))) | |
| 1544 | |
| 1545 (defun doctor-loves () | |
| 1546 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1547 (doctor-qloves)) | |
| 1548 | |
| 1549 (defun doctor-qloves () | |
| 1550 (doctor-type '(($ bother)(list subj verb obj) \?))) | |
| 1551 | |
| 1552 (defun doctor-love () | |
| 1553 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1554 (cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) | |
| 1555 ((memq 'to sent) (doctor-hates1)) | |
| 1556 (t | |
| 1557 (cond ((equal object 'something) | |
| 1558 (setq object '(this person you love)))) | |
| 1559 (cond ((equal subj 'you) | |
| 1560 (setq lover obj) | |
| 1561 (cond ((equal lover '(this person you love)) | |
| 1562 (setq lover '(your partner)) | |
| 1563 (doctor-forget) | |
| 1564 (doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?))) | |
| 1565 ((doctor-type '(($ please) | |
| 1566 ($ describe) | |
| 1567 ($ relation) | |
| 1568 (// lover) | |
| 1569 \.))))) | |
| 1570 ((equal subj 'i) | |
| 1571 (doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!))) | |
| 1572 (t (doctor-forget) | |
| 1573 (setq obj 'someone) | |
| 1574 (setq verb (doctor-build verb 's)) | |
| 1575 (doctor-qloves)))))) | |
| 1576 | |
| 1577 (defun doctor-mach () | |
| 1578 (setq found (doctor-plural found)) | |
| 1579 (doctor-type ($ machlst))) | |
| 1580 | |
| 1581 (defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb)) | |
| 1582 | |
| 1583 (defun doctor-sexverb () | |
| 1584 (if (or (memq 'me sent)(memq 'myself sent)(memq 'i sent)) | |
| 1585 (doctor-foul) | |
| 1586 (doctor-type ($ sexlst)))) | |
| 1587 | |
| 1588 (defun doctor-death () (doctor-type ($ deathlst))) | |
| 1589 | |
| 1590 (defun doctor-foul () | |
| 1591 (doctor-type ($ foullst))) | |
| 1592 | |
| 1593 (defun doctor-family () | |
| 1594 (doctor-possess sent found) | |
| 1595 (doctor-type ($ famlst))) | |
| 1596 | |
| 1597 ;; I did not add this -- rms. | |
| 1598 ;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland | |
| 1599 (defun doctor-rms () | |
| 1600 (cond (rms-flag (doctor-type ($ stallmanlst))) | |
| 1601 (t (setq rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?))))) | |
| 1602 | |
| 1603 (defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type ($ schoollst))) | |
| 1604 | |
| 1605 (defun doctor-eliza () | |
| 1606 (cond (eliza-flag (doctor-type ($ elizalst))) | |
| 1607 (t (setq eliza-flag t) | |
| 1608 (doctor-type '((// found) \? hah ! | |
| 1609 ($ please) ($ continue) \.))))) | |
| 1610 | |
| 1611 (defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type ($ sportslst))) | |
| 1612 | |
| 1613 (defun doctor-math () (doctor-type ($ mathlst))) | |
| 1614 | |
| 1615 (defun doctor-zippy () | |
| 1616 (cond (zippy-flag (doctor-type ($ zippylst))) | |
| 1617 (t (setq zippy-flag t) | |
| 1618 (doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?))))) | |
| 1619 | |
| 1620 | |
| 1621 (defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type ($ chatlst))) | |
| 1622 | |
| 1623 (defun doctor-strangelove () | |
| 1624 (interactive) | |
| 1625 (insert "Mein fuhrer!!\n") | |
| 1626 (doctor-read-print)) | |
| 1627 | |
| 1628 ;;; doctor.el ends here |